when you say something funny and your friends laugh
IF YOURE TRYING TO GET CRAP DONE NEVER PLAY THE FROZEN SOUNDTRACK OR ANY DISNEY SOUNDTRACK AS BACKGROUND MUSIC YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME A MUSICAL AND YOU WILL BE FOREVER FABULOUS WHICH ISNT THAT BAD BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE BUT WHO CARES YOURE THE QUEEN
(Source: pleadingpotatoes, via deerintheheadl1ghts)
please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts
there are two kinds of rapid escalation
well that peopled twicely
God is a strategic God. He has laid out an exact plan for our lives down to the smallest details. God knows the people you’re going to need to fulfill your destiny. He knows who is going to need to give you a good break and who is going to need to put in a good word for you. He knows when someone is going to need to be there to help you out of a difficult time. God has it all figured out. He is not vague or approximate. God is orchestrating our lives down to the very second, causing us to be at the right place at the right time so we can meet the right people that He ordained before the foundation of the world.
I can look back over my life and see time and time again where God directed my steps down to the exact moment. If I had been ten seconds earlier or ten seconds later, I would have missed an opportunity. Today, be encouraged because your times are in His hands. He orchestrates your life, so keep your faith and trust in Him.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
Morning. It’s morning, everyone! Today’s the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are gonna get out of…
[GASPS] The tank is clean. THE TANK IS CLEAN.